Need help understanding software patent eligibility after Alice

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Hypothetical question

Quick background on my situation — any input appreciated.

software patent eligibility after Alice. I've been dealing with this for about 13 weeks now and the situation isn't improving.

I have already done some research online but got conflicting advice.

What's the typical outcome in situations like this?

Illustrative response

Have you tried reaching out to your state's attorney general? They sometimes have free resources or mediation services.

Illustrative response

The patent troll situation is still bad. If you get a demand letter from a patent assertion entity, don't panic. Many of them send hundreds of letters hoping for quick settlements. An attorney can often make them go away for less than what they're demanding.